Category: Thoughts

End-of-the-movie moment

End-of-the-movie moment

There are times when I just want to burn it all down, spread my arms and wade into the sea, live forever in an end-of-the-movie moment, credits rolling…But you can’t float in the ocean forever. Because after the credits, there you are, alone in the ocean, until you drown, or something eats you, or, best …

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Irrational Fears

Irrational Fears

When you go into a public bathroom stall, and someone’s left poop in the toilet and you try to flush it, but it doesn’t all go down, but you’re in a hurry, so you just pee on top of it and try to flush it again, but it still doesn’t all go down, so you …

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Thick-legged Jersey housewives…

Thick-legged Jersey housewives…

…stride through the surf in their sun-visors and skirted bathing suits, glaring up at the dunes, finding something to complain about on a white-sand beach lined with their multi-million dollar vacation homes.

It was almost 10pm before the last, faintest glow had slipped down past the edge of the ocean, and the moon came out to dance on the backs of the waves.